sus lord

Suspicious lord. To be the most suspicious you because a lord. It’s not a good thing.

Greg: Zack has been super suspicious lately.

Lauren: I know he’s being super sus lord right now.

by Grubbahubba March 17, 2019

shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

by reeet101 October 16, 2019

drip lord

A drip lord someone is also a hype beast

Yooooo my sleep paralysis demon is a drip lord

by LavaGrl January 5, 2019

loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

by rubi February 11, 2006

Lord Poon

Lord Poon Tang. Lord of the Punani Tribe. He tried to take over the Ringdom Of Gooch

"... And Lord Poon screamed - One day the Gooch and all its Ringdom will be mine"

by Snorf August 7, 2006

Lorded

To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.

Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!

You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!

by Sinc-Dog December 8, 2006

lord Fartsworth

In the 18th century, Lord Fartsworth, was a lucrative apple salesman, selling apples to traveling circus' and carnies mainly for the purpose of apple bobbing. Having lots of cash he deviated into science and invented aviation, before the wright brothers. Due to coal not being invented yet, crafty Fartsworth used fermented apple juice to power flying machine that could travel 8000 small peasants in a single flight, but due to the apple fuel (chemical name AnuS-2-0), not being as volatile as desired, caused the engines to miss fire and make a strange sound as the excess gas escaped, this sound was rather prominent on Fartsworth 'Flying Fart Flapper' that flew to Alaska on auto pilot in 1732. Later on the sound was compared to the noise as gas escapes an anus, and got dubbed 'farting' in honor of lord Fartsworth.

Who would have thunk it?

(scene 18th century manor house in middle England, mid afternoon, some posh toff is having crumpets and tea)

Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.

- fin -

by garf August 24, 2011