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Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git
What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...
by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023
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knob gear

Probably one the last remnants of the cultural british sub groups.. 'chavs'. Anyone under driving age who is still active after 2008 in harrassing david crossan, britain's premier sustainable industrialist, via social network sites, etc.
'I'm not going to the supermarket today, too much knob gear hanging around outside...'
by david crossan February 27, 2009
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Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.
"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."
by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020
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Knob Mobbin

Is a premature form of turret syndrome that some of the most famous DJ's develop over time. It is one of the easiest syndromes to develop and without a doubt is the

best way to spot this Faux DJ syndrome. Knob Mobbin is best used when a Faux DJ has no idea how to mix or add/subtract from the mix but wants to look like a

complete master on the mixer, and to the untrained eyes and ears, a Faux DJ may possibly seem like the most talented DJ ever.
Jim: Bro, I just saw DJ Hardenuf absolutely tear up the mixer, he looked like a surgeon operating on someone dude.
Bob: No way, was he cuttin the crossfader back and forth and beat juggling?
Jim: Yeah, I think he was dude, his hands were moving so fast and he was literally touching every knob on the mixer in a matter of seconds. He's such a good DJ dude. Mind Blown for sure bro.
Bob: Are you serious? why would he need to touch every knob on the mixer? Was the sound changing all over the place?
Jim: I don't know, kind of, but DJ Slaptone played the exact same way, and everyone knows he's got crazy talent. Right?
Bob: 100% wrong dude, many DJ's get trapped into feeling like they should be mixing when not necessary. Its tough to watch a DJ do this. It's similar to watching a horse needing to being put down because of a broken leg. i'm sorry you had to see that bro:(
Jim: Wow, how does this happen? Why does this have to happen to all the best ones!
Bob: It's a known disease that Faux DJ's develops after years of pretending to DJ. It's called Knob Mobbin. Not only is it a disease, its an externally visible character flaw, that borderlines turrets. Only cure is to learn to DJ or quit Djing cold turkey.
by DJ Max Portland August 9, 2017
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Bareback Knob Tickler

The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina
Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump
by PotatoPunani June 17, 2023
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Knob Twitch

Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.
William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
by BamBeatz April 15, 2009
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knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
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