Kirkanese

A person who repeatedly adds Kirk into other words to evoke further thoughts of confusion, surprise and other emotions.

Person 1. We Just lost our grandfather last night

Person 2. Lowkirktranually?

Person 1. What the fuck are you talking about

Person 2. My bad, I'm Kirkanese

by John Ur-Bin Dicksonere December 28, 2025

Kirked

To be fatally shot in the neck.

Nick Shirley says people telling him he’ll be ‘Kirked’ after viral Somali fraud video.

by David X. Hatley December 31, 2025

Kirked

To be executed on a broadcast or public recording, usually by means of a sharpshooter.

1: "did you hear trump almost got kirked?"
2: "what a shame"

by whats a Gurl? January 5, 2026

Kirked

To get suddenly and permanently retired from life via firearm, usually without any prior heads-up, dramatic music, or chance to dramatically clutch your chest and deliver a final one-liner.

Dude walked out the store, got kirked mid-text message. Bro never even hit send.

by Clit_gobler January 7, 2026

Kirked

Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

Kirked

Adjective/ adj: When political figures are attacked for internal political agendas.

Charlie Kirk got kirked.

by Kirkalyzer January 7, 2026

Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026