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John A. Kendall

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.
I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.
by editor11 January 1, 2012
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john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.
Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.
by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023
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John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.
-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!
by Rustyflight November 9, 2019
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john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
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John Vernon

When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon
Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.
by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016
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go to the john

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..
by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018
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John Cree

There isn't really a definition to define this man of his marvelous qualities, there just isn't enough words in the English language to describe how legendary this human being is. (A man from Grange Academy, Kilmarnock, UK)
See Sir John Cree, he is an absolutely breathtaking man
by Ulla Britta December 2, 2019
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