Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 23, 2021
Get the jessica jarmanmug. A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. by bugkat May 14, 2022
Get the jessica tangmug. The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.
by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025
Get the Jessica Brinkmug.