new jersey

a disgusting dump, its so polluted there its disgusting.

new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING?

non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT

by new jersey haterr February 17, 2009

Jersey Number

The term Jersey Number can be used instead of asking for their phone number. The term is to be used more secretly that casually.

Damn, that girl is fine. Watch me get her jersey number.

Hey man you got that girls jersey?

by LilChoCho February 1, 2009

Jersey Closet

Having sex while some part of your body touches your own vomit.

Dude, I was so wasted that we ended up banging in a Jersey Closet.

by memphiscreep October 8, 2010

new jersey

New York's little brother. The music,slang, and style of NY seems to reach New Jersey nearly a year after it faded out in NY.

"BRO it was a MAD nice day at the beach"

by StevoNYC August 9, 2005

Jersey Girl

what's the difference between a jersey girl and trash???

trash get's picked up.
haha.

sorry to all the jersey girls, but i couldn't resist.

by bobby the ba5tard October 2, 2006

New Jersey

Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.

Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful

by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013

New Jersey

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003