Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013

jamming glove

Masturbating.

"I totally caught him jamming glove on the couch when he thought no one was home."

by shit hammer April 23, 2013

jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)

"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."

by Shinydan August 10, 2014

Jerky Jam

When your blowing a group of people and you have too many dicks in your mouth.

I was in a gang bang the other day and suffered a jerky jam.

by BChockey7 January 29, 2015

Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.

I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.

by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018

shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.

Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.

by jokedemon May 29, 2018