A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer
Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"
Drummer: "yeahh sure"
Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
Drummer: "what?"
Dude: "homeless"
Drummer: "yeahh sure"
Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
Drummer: "what?"
Dude: "homeless"
by Izzy Wizzy Lets Get Busy October 17, 2008

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.
by krandall, writer January 13, 2009

Person who cannot take a joke.
"How do you pick up a hot Jewish chick? -- dust pan!"
"Wow dude that's not funny, a lot of people died in the Holocaust."
"Stop being such a joke pussy."
"Wow dude that's not funny, a lot of people died in the Holocaust."
"Stop being such a joke pussy."
by xkat September 9, 2013

by kanusay420 May 22, 2009

"Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you
"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..
If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.
I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 1, 2017

by 3da aka Dejavu June 5, 2004

A joke shared within a secluded group of people. Usually makes no sense to anyone out of that group and the people in the group who understand the joke most likely don’t, but just want to fit in. Only public school kids have them.
The person that makes the joke is most likely trying to cling on to someone.
The person that makes the joke is most likely trying to cling on to someone.
by Companion of Drear December 24, 2004
