get your dirty jeans on

When the IRA came to your door to do a kneecapping, they'd tell the person to get their dirty jeans on so they wouldn't ruin a clean pair.
IRA: Get your dirty jeans on
MAN: Shit
IRA: Looks like we're good to go.
by CRMCI May 27, 2008
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ugly white boy jeans

those ugly jeans that have multiple layers and usually has rips that are covered with fabric, these are worn by white boys who think it’s a “fashion statement” when it’s just plain ugly
guy: u like my jeans?
girl: no they’re ugly white boy jeans
by UGHWHITEBOYSLANDERXX January 04, 2021
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Acting grand master Jean

please just fuck me,kill me please i love you so much why cant you be real. If you hate jean why are you here
a: oh who do you love from the knights of favonius i like-
b: The one and only acting grand master jean
a: ew anyway i like keay-
b: tf you say jean has more mommy milkers that keaya
by icepcksamazingFroghat January 03, 2022
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Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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Over the Jeans Elbow Job

When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.
Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew
by OJEJBOII November 21, 2010
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 01, 2012
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