time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.

Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja

by seawizz October 9, 2013

Slime Time

When you have the chance to do something and be an absolute pimp at it. Similar to demon time, but more sexual.

Dude 1: "Ay bro did you hear Jennifer broke up with Jake?"
Dude 2: "It's Slime Time my boy"

by gxdspeed February 9, 2022

criminal time

to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted

further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat

we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)

by b-razzle-dazzle July 26, 2008

Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.

1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.

by Okgra February 18, 2022

Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

TiVo time

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.

"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."

by KevvyG January 8, 2009

Mack time

To take a power nap in order to awake refreshed and finish up strong

After mack time the rest of the morning went smoothly

by Bossman65 February 14, 2021