Irish Elbows

A person's elbows that are noticeably fat, round or uneven. They have Irish Elbows.

Dayum, Bob has some real Irish Elbows.

by That Dude Nicole July 9, 2016

Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing

Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye

by Sumborino March 27, 2017

Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.

"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"

by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008

Irish CreditCard

Noun
The act of placing ones penis between a females butt cheeks (without penitration) and sliding it up and down as if it were a credit card.

That gurl had a donk, You could easily Irish CreditCard that ass.!

by Hushour & Simpson November 15, 2010

Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.

"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.

If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!

by K9Mamma August 19, 2021

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018