Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”
Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”
Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”
by Jeff_- December 13, 2020
e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
by JohnJeffSmith November 07, 2020
I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.
by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018
When too much info us uploaded onto a server that it has to put some in a queue in order to relieve strain on the server.
Maybe i didn't get your text because i'm just so popular that i have like 50 messages waiting to get into my phone that they get into a cyber jam.
by coinroller December 28, 2007
"Hole Jamming" is the act of a male attempting to stuff their penis into as many holes as possible into their fuck-buddy in the shortest amount of time.
"That guy just stuffed his dick into my vagina, my mouth,my arse, my ear and my nose under one minute!"
"He must be good at Hole Jamming"
"He must be good at Hole Jamming"
by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017
1. The popular 1940's Educational Film Production Company, 'Jam Handy', who created such classic films as "A Case of Spring Fever"
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
2. The even more popular sexual favour, provided by certain prostitutes, whereby the hand job is enhanced by liberal application of various jams, jellies and preserves. At the lower end of the menu is the 'Hartley's Strawberry Jam Handy', which will cost on average £2.50 due to the low fruit content, all the way up to Fortnam and Mason's High Grove Organic Damson Preserve , which will cost a discerning customer at least £10 a Handy. Seville Orange Marmalade Handy's are seasonal.
Most Jam Handys are executed with seedless jam, but there are some fringe extremists that prefer seeded raspeberry Jam Handys, known in the trade as "Dick Raspers".
"Nigel, where does one acquire a Jam Handy in this borough?"
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
"Why Nigel, I believe one can have a quality Jam Handy down behind the Tesco's if you're in the mood for some Hartley's seedless Raspberry, 35 percent fruit, only £2.50. Bargain."
"Why thank you Nigel, you're a real chap."
"Unless you're one of those filthy Dick Raspers, in which case I'll have to call the local constabulary."
"Oh Nigel, how could you."
"And I always took you for a marmalade man. And I let you watch my children."
by Adrian Potato September 26, 2020
When you're having intercourse with a woman on her period, you then proceed to pull out, place penis in her mouth, and allow her to suck all the blood off of it.
by jampudding January 23, 2016