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Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.
He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.
by cottagecountry June 29, 2015
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
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Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.
by Skwidiot May 9, 2023
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dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.
my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary
by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024
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Gangwars Chair

The horrid punget scent of hours on hours of clenched ass cheek sweat and dick cheese accumulation after playing gangwarsrp all day.
That nigga Pacc nasty booty ass got gangwars chair. Ol stank booty ass boy
by Watameloan June 26, 2019
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chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass
can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!
by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021
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