hooker

a tennis player who cheats on line calls

Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!

by Sarah Nordhues November 5, 2007

Hooker

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

hookers

Any other girl I dont like

me: why do you always have to talk to the freakin hookers
dude: because you bore me

by ~**sara J**~ October 19, 2005

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

Hookertot

A minor who acts as if he or she is a hooker.

Similar to a prostitot.

A word created by Led.

"Where did Jill get the money for those clothes?"
"She's a hookertot"

by PRRR April 10, 2009

hookerfucked

wrecked looking

After the fight, his face was all hookerfucked.

by autopsybabiesdotcom March 13, 2009

Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

by justowen April 29, 2010