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homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
by JayBlack October 30, 2016
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half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
you know why school is so bad for you? cuz school stands for Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives
math stands for Mental Abuse To Humans
and homework stands for Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge!!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, WHY DOES SCHOOL EXIST??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
by thatbnooneloves October 26, 2020
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HOMEWORK IS TORTURE!!!!!!!!
by EVERSONGRIFFEN February 27, 2020
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useless shit given by teachers with countless pages to work, takes all of your fucking grade and only a fucking nanosecond to finish it , they say its to make u smarter, but its actually torture and waste of time, unless in the good old times, where homework was only given if the class wasn't behaving.
theres 20 students in this class...

Teacher: we have homework! page 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139 and 140!

Student: thats alot! how the ##&$@ you expect to everyone finish all of that!

Everyone execept the teacher: yea!

Teacher: what do you mean its only one page!

Everyone execept the teacher: "only one page" ahem, ITS LITERALLY 11 PAGES TO DO! ARE YOU **$#%&*#¨BLIND?

Teacher: if i was blind then how would i teach?
5 Students: this feels like prison! im switching schools!

other 5 students: yea same! i'd rather enjoy my days without school while my parents find another school!

1 student: have you heard about that one school in the netherlands?

all the students execept the one who said about the school in the netherlands: yea?

the student who said about the school in the netherlands: theres one school that doesnt give homework, tests and they become smarter than ever!

EVERY STUDENT ELSE: HOLY SHIT! sign me up in going in that school!

Teacher: Hey class! stop with the excessive swearing!

E V E R Y S T U D E N T I N T H E C L A S S: ratio + didn't ask + L + Hold this L + unfunny + the netherlands school better + annoying + im going to the netherlands + fuck you
by bruhbrbhur July 9, 2022
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work that u sadly need to do at home when u can be having fun in primark
amelia; lets do some homework
alara;no im going on youtube
by ieatmcdonalds April 23, 2020
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Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Man ur like homework!
by Veronica_101 May 21, 2019
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A creation by satan himself, designed to torture students.
Teacher: "Remember class, pages 33-90 are assigned for homework!"
Student: "Don't we have 3 projects due tomorrow from your class?"
by givemedie September 3, 2019
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