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Homework

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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homework

The effort requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube.
Imagine when YouTube "assigns" the homework to get more screen time from parents 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control to abstain from subscribing to 600+ YouTube channels in a row. Before long, you'll experience painful burnout long before you even get the screen time allotment that you need to catch up latest YouTube videos.
by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025
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homework

friend : is that paper called homework called bitch?
me : yep
me : that a bitch homework like a trash
homework is bitch that belong to trash like school a prison but homework is boring fucking like a attend like office paper
by homework_trash June 20, 2021
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Homework

a torture device that teachers get really horny when giving it to students and watching them get upset that their perfect day/weekend is now ruined, with more shitty work from their horny bastard of a teacher who has a sir/ma’am kink
“I just got assigned so much homework”
“Im really horny when giving my students homework” -a totally normal teacher
by @n@n0n¥m0vz May 25, 2021
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Homework

Work that you would do at school but u ran out of time so the teacher told u to do it at home aka HELL
Person1:omg we have some muck homework tonight
Person2:yeah is hell

Person2:I’m going to jump off a bridge I have so much homework
by The real tea<3 January 11, 2019
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homework

= not doing that shit
by charli demilo February 25, 2021
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homework

A creation by satan himself, designed to torture students.
Teacher: "Remember class, pages 33-90 are assigned for homework!"
Student: "Don't we have 3 projects due tomorrow from your class?"
by givemedie September 3, 2019
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