helening

the act of slitting your wrists vertically, then getting somebody to put their dick into the wrist slit to fuck the slit until you bleed out.

Filchgod: I was helening with a fat jewish lady last night
Gurt: Yo

by zyn4skin June 14, 2025

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

heilongjiang

The northeastern-most and greatest province of China. Heilongjiang means Black Dragon River.

Person 1: What's the best place in China?
Person 2: Heilongjiang

by advancedlove July 25, 2025

Helen

Stretched out

“Those shoes are too small for you! They won’t Helen “

by Ahhhghhh September 15, 2025

hedonic treadmill

Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money

Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

frosty helen keller

Cumming on a chicks face sealing her eyes and mouth shut so she mumbles like Helen Keller!

Last night Heather was annoying me so I gave her the frosty Helen Keller.

by clitfuck December 5, 2013

hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men

bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth

by tazzy2 January 1, 2014