Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
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by Kaetag April 5, 2025
Get the empty-handed mug.A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").
He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.
by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026
Get the five-handed sport mug.The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
Get the Brown-Handed sky hook mug.The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
Get the Left-Handed Cappuccino mug.To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
Get the scrolling left handed mug.“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
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