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Mexican Handshake

When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Mormon handshake

1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.

2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
Dude, my hand smells like sex I think that guy just gave me a Mormon handshake.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
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tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless
by Felchfister August 22, 2022
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va handshake

IJ went in for a blood draw and got a bonus VA Handshake
by Wakahare September 10, 2022
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Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍
*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?
by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022
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Tampa Handshake

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.
by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022
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Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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