hair flip

a action used to express the emotion of "fuck it"...made famous by Chris Crocker

Sally: " That bitch stole your man?!!?"
Lisa: "Yeah" :-(
Sally: " Ummmm i say do a hair flip and move on"
Lisa: " Yeah you right...(flip....fuck 'em"

by Shae'Lynn April 8, 2008

stanky hairbrush

The result of the female genitalia when it lacks proper groomimg and bathing.

Hey man, did u a Krystal have sex last night? ,,,,,,,,,,, Nah man, she had a Stanky Hairbrush!!

by BIG B___G December 21, 2007

emo hair

dark hair, either dyed or natural. long at the front so it gets in your eyes, but swept over only one eye. Shorter and spiky at the back. Looks quality when pulled off right, otherwise makes you look like a pillock with a side parting.

whoa mad hair dude. very emo hair

yeah i know. this example is rubbish

totally

by jamiebats April 19, 2006

taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

hold your hair back

A demonstration of friendlove.

If you move away, who's gonna hold my hair back for me?

by emjava April 28, 2005

bad hair day

A day in which, despite normal styling efforts, one's hair looks bad, wrong or strange.

"Honey, why are you so late, and what's going on with your head?" "I'm just having a bad hair day."

by ilvexya February 24, 2004

hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.

Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.

by CM Punk October 9, 2007