Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood

I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Hood Pope

Kevin Odom

Kevin Odom is the hood Pope.

by Skunkape July 4, 2022

Hood Winked

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.

Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

Hood Dweller

1. a random, useless residents of urban areas primarily responsible for the perpetual state of degradation, low morals, ethics, and education of their surrounding neighborhood.

2. a resident of a low-rent urban area (i.e. the hood) so forgettable and commonly dressed by that they seem to be generated by a 16-bit game console.

3. someone who dresses like T.I., Free Way, Keisha Cole, or Lil' Wayne so frequently it becomes an uniform.

1. Was that Jaheem?
2. No, that was Kwan.
3. I thought Kwan was dead.
4. No, that was Foodock
5. How in the hell am I supposed to tell these damn hood dwellers apart?!? They all flunked the GED and have stupid names that they think are Muslim!

by Undertow87 September 4, 2009

Hood Rat

1.Overly Cocky Ghetto People.
2.A male or female roaming the area for trouble and attention.

The Hood Rats just threw some M80's in Monte's mail box.

by JJJJJJosephine July 10, 2006