hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"

Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"

by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

holding up a zero

ur really cool

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.

by goawaybozo July 7, 2022

Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

Hold your light

"Hold your light" in racial terms means for the black people to stay away from white people

African American little girl stopped to talk to a white couple with a baby. The African American dad yells out to his daughter "HOLD YOUR LIGHT" and with that the little girl puts her head down and walks away from the white family.

by Lisaluv April 4, 2023