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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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Interdimensional grease denomination

The act of sticking your penis through a black hole (assuming you can withstand the black hole devouring you) and allowing whatever is on the other side to grease your mandingo, you then pull it out and smack a complete stranger in the face with the remnants, the person on the receiving end of the post interdimensional mandingo slap then has to wrap their fingers around the shaft of the mandingo (gently) and say "ooga booga" 3 times in 5 seconds. When the interdimensional grease denomination is done correctly the person pursuing it will nut 50 times.
Man 1: Hey man, have you tried Interdimensional grease denomination?
Man 2: Nah, you?
Man 1: Hell yeah man, never came so hard in my fucking life.
by cp25811 June 5, 2018
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Grease Beast

A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.

A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
by ChalkedPlay August 26, 2022
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greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.
I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.
by Long Drop May 3, 2022
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Dungeon Grease

Crusty, musty, sludge from your pleasure hole.
It's to dry. Let me work up some Dungeon Grease.
by Swamp donkey January 13, 2022
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Grease

They will grease after school.
Luis and Lily greased in the public bathroom.
I might have to grease if he dont pull them draws up 🤷 ♀️
by ash kash December 15, 2021
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Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.
I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.
by Snapilated December 15, 2021
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