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Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.
by Koshi March 30, 2008
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Gooch Slapped

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
by Macky T May 20, 2008
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gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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gomphrena

the skin between the dick and the asshole.
I wanted to get my guy off, so I had to lick his gomphrena.
by chrEO October 8, 2008
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Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009
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Gooch Pickle

A person, similar to Twat Box, who consistently gets on one's neves and can be called no other name besides this one. Gooch references the perenium and pickle is just pickle.
Damn, Do you always have to be such a Gooch Pickle?...
by yasdniL nworB July 14, 2009
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Geophobe

A geophobe is someone who misidentifies somebody or something with one place for another (possibly through stereotyping).
author Skip Mendler: "(Santorum is a) Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage..."

Baron von dyk Munchausen: Savage is from the Midwest and lives and writes in Seattle. Not all gay people are from San Francisco, you geophobe!
by Baron von dyk Munchausen September 8, 2009
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