the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
by jermaineee January 17, 2024
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When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.
by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025
Get the Mental Goon mug.To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.
Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.
by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023
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Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”
Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”
by Jlipo June 1, 2025
Get the Goon mug.A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.
"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025
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