German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

translate sweet to german

A meme on YouTube that appeared on my recommendations

Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap

by Aaron_Perezchica August 31, 2021

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss

Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021

little german fairy

A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole

The little German fairy had fun last night.

by Little English man November 15, 2017

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.

Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.

by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019

German MacGyver Dance

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.

A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.

Bob Shumway does the German MacGyver Dance!

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018