grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

groundment

The period in which you are grounded.

"When is my groundment over Dad? I need my iPod to do my homework!"

by tiki_92090 November 16, 2007

grundleberries

The little clumps of shit that gather in the hair by your asshole when you dont wipe it properly

You should check for grundleberries every now and then

by ImTooOldForThisShit January 21, 2006

grundicle

when your taint sweat freezes to your ass hair

I got grundicles after I walked home from the gym

by taintman69 February 4, 2010

Grey Grundel

It is your "gooch" or "taint" after weeks of not showering. It becomes a greyish color due to the lint build-up and hardens due to accumulation of crusty sweat. It becomes very itchy and bares a striking resemblence to Destro, villian from G.I. Joe. Nothing is smellier or is more of a nusance to any G.I. Joe on the job, then your sweaty taint in the summertime.

Fuck. My grey grundels actin' up. It's crustier than my girlfriend's asshole after a week long cream pie.

My girlfriend just ate out my grey grundel and she looks like she just ate the icing off of a Destro themed birthday cake.

by Destro the Grey March 13, 2009

grundle apple

when you've been doing physical labor all day in the hot sun and you wipe your grundle with your co-workers apple

Jimmy was pissing me off so i gave him a grundle apple

by jimmyboi February 23, 2008

Groundhog Day

Military person being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., again-and-again. A term first-used by military personnel for the war in Bosnia...because many had multiple tours-of-duty. Groundhog Day was a term used by former President Clinton to refer to soldiers returning for a tour-of-duty to the same war-zone they've been to in the past.

Oh #$@&! It's Groundhog Day for me; I have to go back to Iraq for another tour-of-duty. Former Vice President Cheney's war sucks!

by sfdoubleu February 2, 2010