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Fucktard 

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.
me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.
Fucktard by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013

fucktard 

1. A melding/contraction of the adjective "fucking retard".

2. What women want to be.
1a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
1b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
2a. You can tell that that girl is fucktard by her face.
alt. You can tell that that girl is fucktard... By her face. ;-)
2b. You could tell she was fucktard by the way she limped.
fucktard by Tony R Mankle February 14, 2015

known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
known fucktard by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

fucktastic 

first used by the lead singer of the retro-punk band redwood during a gig in 2005 where the power died in the middle of the gig

a contraction of fucking fantastic
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(power dies mid set)
Talyn: well this is just fucktastic now what are we supposed to do????!!!!!!
fucktastic by Talyn sun January 31, 2008

fucktard 

someone who is so retarded that they would fuck themselves
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER! that retard is fucking himself! he is SUCH fucktard.
fucktard by v December 25, 2004

Fuck-tart 

Pop-tart, except Pop = Fuck
Fuck-tart by Chicken Fluff December 15, 2003