Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.

You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?

by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022

floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations

Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?

by Floatyblower June 23, 2022

floater

smoking spliff no grabba

i ain’t have no grabba so i rolled a floater

by 47543;) June 26, 2022

floater

rolling spliff no grabba

i don’t have no grabba roll a floater

by 47543;) June 26, 2022

Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022

Floaf

Fox+loaf+floof=floaf

A fox is known as a loaf but they're also floofy so they're considered a floaf
©VixenPaws156

by VixenPaws156 August 10, 2022