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Flat

Omg sayu is so flat wtf she needs some assflat
by Gaydad01293 April 6, 2019
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Flat

1. One of your tires when you have been driving your Hellcat too much
2. Smooth and not round
3. That skinny girl who sit behind you
1. Aw, crap! My tire is flat!
2. A piece of wood is flat
3. Damn, she FLAT!
by Fat Heffer April 7, 2019
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flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand
I flat hand rubed big willz
by Big willz March 11, 2019
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Flat

A house or place you are staying at.

(British term)
Will, are you coming to my flat tonight?
by Ariana Evans October 10, 2019
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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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