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by orrenburns April 8, 2021
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fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish
"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"
by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008
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Piston Fisting

The art of shoving one whole fist in a girl's arse and the other in her vagina and ramming them in and out alternately (like a piston system)
I was piston fisting her til she blead
by Tha BIG Daddy H July 26, 2009
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idiot fishing

Idiot Fishing is when someone makes a completely ridiculous (usually a wigger rap star lol) Facebook or Myspace fake account and friends as many random people they can. Once you have a decent haul of idiots, try befriending or spitting game as your persona. The result can be an excellent source of lulz.

Hint, if you can start drama with some trashy girls or REAL losers that you're mimicking, the end result is priceless.
Joe: OH MAN, you have got to try idiot fishing!
Tom: Really? I've never heard of it.
Joe: It's awesome, I've started all kinds of artificial drama with a bunch of losers that should be building into a gang war here soon.
Tom: That's kinda weird man...
Joe: Yea, but it's all for the lulz.
Tom: Ahhh, I see, I'll make a fake account tonight and join in.
by Yeahhhhh... right...... January 15, 2008
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Fishing In The Dark

Only the best song to play at FFA events! It's a very popular part of FFA culture around the country.
Parker: Hey, you know that song Fishing In The Dark?
Courtney: Of course! They play it at FFA State Convention every year.
by FFAKid1989 August 2, 2022
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fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.
A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!
by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005
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Fishing Buddy

The guy you take with you to Canada in case a grizzly bear chases you. You shoot the guy in the leg so he'll thrash around and distract the bear.
Bill shure was screaming when that bear got him. He was a real fishing buddy!
by Throat Pick October 7, 2008
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