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Three Fingers 

Approximately three-fourths of an ounce of Marijuna.
"I stopped by my dealers crib and snatched three fingers of his finest bud."

"I couldn't afford a full ounce, so I had to settle with three fingers."
Three Fingers by Fireman420 March 20, 2009

Doodoo fingers 

A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.
Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.

Silent Fingers 

Whales linked to underwater mafia organizations who use stealth tactics to assassinate Japanese whaling company employees.
Silent fingers the and world's most wanted, "The Flipper of Death". An extreme activist for the freedom and equality of marine life.
Silent Fingers by Jerryjester April 17, 2010

Trophy fingers 

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman
The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?
Trophy fingers by fingerblaster10 December 21, 2010

octopus fingers 

The inability to type correctly because of intoxication.

The way your fingers act when trying to type while intoxicated.
srry i cnat type ritght i got ocotpus fingres

(Sorry, I can't type right. I got octopus fingers.)
octopus fingers by katileka March 17, 2011

Poopy Fingers (The legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?