Finger Grind

When you shove someone's finger in an electric pencil sharpener

I just finger grinded this guy

by King of Scots January 25, 2009

finger monkey

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

by OHNBD April 9, 2011

finger skating

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

finger blasting

A very physical displaying of both middle fingers at someone

I called her a cunt and got a healthy finger blasting.

by nokturnal_1 October 28, 2003

finger blasting

making a gesture in the shape of a gun with your hand, and proceding to pretend you are shooting someone. Usually perfected by people in their mid-30's

"Man, that facker started finger blasting me at the party like he thought he was cool."

by ToMo October 29, 2003

finger blasting

Flipping somebody off.

She was so finger blasting you after you asked her out.

by The S October 31, 2003

finger stinger

Fingering your wife or animal too much leads to the mighty finger stinger. Note only wierd members of the public may try this and only has cunts like Bush has tried this act.

Come on misses get the dog let me get finger stinger

by Jediwassniper November 21, 2006