Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

Bryan Fisching

Making absurd, often bigoted statements based on little or no proof, like Bryan Fischer does daily on his radio broadcasts/youtube channel, like saying Christians face the same discrimination as the black community, that having a straight twin means a person can't be born gay, and that mass shootings result from a lack if school prayer

Kelly was doing some major Bryan Fisching today when she said dinosaurs fossils are a hoax to promote the theory of evolution.

by Backscratcher May 6, 2013

wand fisting

the act of fisting someone with a wand in hand, usually resulting in large amounts of pain yet pleasure at the same time.

Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.

If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!

by bitchplease410 January 15, 2011

peehole fisting

The art of taking you're own fist,and sticking it in a Penishole/Vagina hole.

Peehole fisting isn't just an act,its a way of life.

by evanw2192 April 29, 2008

fishnig

A person who commits adultery with someone not of his/her race.

John banged Shaneeqa vigorously. He became a fishnig.

by larstait October 12, 2003

Palm Fisting

When one person goes in for a fist bump and the other greets that fist bump with an open palm.

This can either be on purpose or by accident depending on the situation,

"Dude i totally went to fist bump Mark and the jerk palm fisted me."

"I think he thinks i'm a poser.."

or

Guy 1: "I went to fist bump Joe and he went to give me a high five - Total Palm Fisting "

Guy 2: "Man he never knows whats going but hey at least he tries hard"

Guy 1: "Yeah nice guy, tries hard, bottom third.."

Guy 2: "Well he is good for a laugh.."

Guy 1: "Yeah and his sister is Hot :) "

by twinny22 November 20, 2009

pedophilic fishfingers

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

by simon94 June 16, 2010