Eli Gryzbowski

Very tall and skinny

Eli Gryzbowski loves to mtn bike

by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024

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Perfect

Eli is the definition of perfect! He’s so Eli

by Hehdhanhdhahdhsj August 30, 2025

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A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off

man Caden is such an Eli

by ill kick Eli's ass October 29, 2020

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Ely is a rough ghetto in Cardiff known for joyriding , knife crime etc neighbours with caerau which is just as bad ...

Ely Bad boyz

by Digga de August 20, 2021

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Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

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He’s a dumb tall blond. He’s dumb when it comes to common sense things as well as emotional intelligence (he’s peering over my shoulder trying to correct me rn)

Eli drives me crazy.

by Nowhyjustlikewhy February 20, 2024

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