Edward Bado

and incredibly awesome person, who Allison loves beyond belief

"Edward Bado"

by Bwah! February 11, 2004

edward fuggle

A cunt...just a cunt

"wow edward fuggle you cunt"

by spankey legs December 10, 2017

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

Edward

Edward is one of the worst humans you will ever meet. Doesn’t care about anyone but himself and will stab someone in the back when given the chance. He’s the definition of a snake and should be left alone.

Edward doesn’t use a coaster which means he doesn’t respect wood.

by anthonyyyyyyy58 November 23, 2021

Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

Edward Dai

The most racist, extremist, terrorist, homicidal, homophobic, bigoted, sexist person on Earth. From assassinating multiple President's to planning and committing an awful act of terrorism in 2001, he is arguably the most dangerous human alive.

Person 1: Hey Edward Dai what's up?
Edward Dai: Stfu nigger!

by Truth_Social_Lover June 25, 2022