eBay

A large hole in the internet, lined with collector plates and Star Wars figurines, into which large amounts of money has fallen.

When George Bush woke up one morning and decided he might like his soul back, he logged onto eBay to see if anyone there had found it.

by global33 May 30, 2003

maika ti da eba

The so famous Bulgarian frase 'maika ti da eba' (майка ти да еба) is hella common in that country with 90% of Bulgarians' swear dictionary ammo, also translated as ' I'm going to sexually harass/make sexual contact with your biological mother.'

UNLEAST you don't write 'Maika to da eba!' then it will become the most respectful and common way in Bulgaria to say 'Greetings!' or 'Hello!'.

'maika to da eba' can also be used for denying WHEN your friend wants money from you (see examples below).

Sysonyms: mama to, shta..., Shte te porq, Maika ti, Maika ti da e jiva I zdrava, HELLO!, Dimitrii, Gosho, be nqma da to dam pari;

This definition is only for educational purposes!

George: You are gay! (Ti so geiii!)
Dimitrii: Maika to da eba we.
.
Peter: Maika ti da eba!
Dimitrii: Oh, hey Maika ti da eba too!
.
Alex: Give me 10$ please.
Dimitrii: Maika ti da eba selska u putkata analno vaginalno I ustalna durt kelesh.

by Glory Holer November 8, 2018

Ebay

Slang for Fake. comes from the massive amount of counterfeit items being sold on Ebay auctions.

Dude, thats some funky looking ebay Nikes.

by Juggernaut June 21, 2004

Ebu

Pronounciation: (E-boo)
Verb

1. Sexual intercourse using the heel of the foot as a penetration device.

2. Any action involving the heel.

"I gave her some serious ebu last night."

"I was so mad, I gave him a harsh ebu to the face."

by austinofdoom August 17, 2006

Ebony

Probably the coolest name anyone could possibly have, you have to be pretty special to be name ebony.

anyone whos name isnt ebony are very jealous indeed

"oh my god her name is ebony"
"dam i wish that was my name"

by princess albert June 17, 2008

ebonics

From Monty Python's Ebonics language lesson...

(classical music plays)
And now, todays Ebonic Language lesson...

"Meeting Girls!"

1."My,you're a lovely young lady..."

"DA--, bit--, youz a fine muther f-er"

DA--, bit--, yous a fine mother f-er(*ding*)

2."Let's go for a ride, shall we?..."

hey baby, lets jump in my lo-rider, and lets rotate these tires!

Hey baby, lets jump in my low-rider, and lets rotate these tires... (*ding*)


3."You are beutiful.I would like to make love to you..."

Da--bi--, u'r stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!

Da--bi--, your stupa fly,let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey...

4."Greeting old friends..."

Hello, sir

Whad~up?... dawg!

Whadup... dawg(*ding*)

5.May I borrow some money ?

hey, let me hold some me n's, i will hit you back on the first , my brother.

Hey, let me hold some me n's, I will hit you back on the first, my brother.(*ding*)

6.You dont have it? Thanks anyway...

F--- YOU!

F---you.(*ding*)

7. Making new friends...

Hello, sir...

WhadUP!

WhadUP.(*ding*)

8. I admire your fashionable running shoes...

Drop dem nikes off yo ass befo i blast u muther f-er!

Drop them nikes off yo ass before i blast you mother f-er.(*ding*)

I used to be a stuck-up white boy fake in the funk... bump that, I aint no bull---- to the front street no more, thanks to the wake-up crew's Ebonics Language Lesson

Available in a hood near you...

by Russell Duce January 30, 2005

siskel and ebert

while a girl is laying on her belly... you stick "one thumb down" her ass hole and "one thumb up" her pussy.

i was with sally last night.. i gave her the 'ol siskel and ebert!

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007