eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.
"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."
by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019
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eagle donut

jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"
After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut
by jedadiah July 09, 2006
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#1 Eagles Fan

Super gorgeous colombian girl who bleeds green like no other!!! Has been to so many eagles games and is always the one cheering the loudest. Shows up to support her team in rain or shine without fail. Super gorgeous, cute and sporty. Game day fits always slay and bets always hit. Perfect mixture of bruh girl and hiii girl! Go birds
Wow, Gabbys at another birds game, she is the #1 Eagles fan!!
by December 02, 2023
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choke an eagle

Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.
"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube
by J-Thatch March 04, 2022
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Mexican eagle

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
by Daddy's Bitch May 05, 2018
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Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
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Eagle Flight

A sexual position in which Billy does all the work.
"Hey girl, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, only if it's Eagle Flight" Girl lays down and does nothing.
by 7seven7seven January 03, 2013
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