Dylans Asshole

A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.

"Dylans asshole sucked in the world"

by meowkat22alex October 16, 2008

dylan wright

A person with black hair and is a friend to all. He looks like an ape's asshole but is still a rad guy to party with.

"yo dog you hear about dylan wright, he got the shit raped out of him last night.'

by GandalfTheBlack February 11, 2014

Dylan Pulver

Someone who is good at cards against humanity

OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!

by dpulver94 January 22, 2014

Dylan Stephens

One badass motherfucker. He will fuck your bitch, then slap your mom.

I wish I was as cool as Dylan Stephens.

by Tha real god April 3, 2016

Dylan B

A complete beast at baseball and football. He is ripped and is a great friend. Chicks dig him and he has a amazing work ethic and everyone likes him. He is good looking dude

Who is that

That is Dylan B

He is hot

by Snoopcat$$$ June 29, 2017

Dylan (girl)

Beautiful and stunning girl perfect beyond belief shy but so lovable my favorite person she is an amazing girlfriend and friend

Person 1:Who’s that beautiful girl over there
Person 2:That’s Dylan (girl)

by Jakeyyyy boyyyy June 29, 2021

Dylan O'Brien

Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs

Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022