dusty cuff

the act of fisting a woman with a dry or old vagina.

Dude last night i dusty cuffed your grandma

by dwight k schruter January 14, 2009

Do a dusty

Shitting yourself by mistake

Bro that dude has a bulge in his shorts, he just did a dusty. Yeah do a dusty!

by chamba_ February 27, 2018

dusty needle

When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.

Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.

by Mrficklepicke September 10, 2020

Dusty duo

When 2 ratchet ass people date

Damn look at Shawn (ig:shawn4811) and Aiyana (ig: Aiyana.cheyenne) they a dusty duo

by satanlover534 July 23, 2016

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015

Dusty Roomba

When a lesbian sticks a feather duster up her bum while eating pussy.

See 3rd definition for roomba

Damn, Jenny's new girlfriend gave her a dusty roomba on their first date.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017