dusty crotch

An old lady you don't like, or one that is a total bitch. A sand-papery vagina!

That lady has a dusty crotch. She is a dusty old crotch

by pornprincess237 May 26, 2009

dusty donkey

The act of an elderly male performing anal sex on a woman and simultaneously inserting his saggy (and/or wrinkly) ballsack into the woman's vagina.

Eddie totally gave Katie the dusty donkey last night.

by siduri71 January 7, 2010

Dusty Bradford

A 'dusty bradford' is where you and a girl (or man, if you swing that way) are about to have anal sex. The taker usually wants it lubed up in one way or another, and instead of doing it, you lie and say you're ready to go and just shove it in there dry. Usually a form of punishment to the partner.

girl- "do me from behind"
guy- "okay give me a sec" (shoves it in unexpectantly)
girl- "OUCH! i didnt ask for a dusty bradford!"

by Dusty the clown February 17, 2010

dusty wilson

When you've got some chick (or dude, depending on your preference) sucking your dick, then you tell them to hold on because you have to pee/left the oven on/phone is ringing/whatever, then you stick your spit-slathered dong in the vacuum bag and come back and cockslap them as hard as you possibly can. Originally named for Wilford Brimley, but "Dusty Wilson" had a better ring to it.

-Dude, my girl just broke up with me after I gave her a dusty wilson.
-Well what do you expect? That shit's gross.

by sir dixon dongs March 23, 2011

Dusty Beaver

Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.

Yo! Did you hear about Dusty Beaver's new dew?...DUMB!!!

by JayBro4995 August 24, 2011

dutty rahtid bungle

See separate explanations for 'dutty bungle' and 'rahtid' then combine!

Janet: 'im try tell me say she's just a friend when I saw otherwise.

Simone: dutty bungle
Janet: 'im den try say what I saw was him tryna remove fluff from her eye. What? Wid 'im tongue?
Simone: dutty rahtid bungle.

by Voiceofsomepeople November 22, 2013

smizzle duty

Smizzle duty is one's obligation to undertake while having a smoke. It usually requires one to be smoking at the time. While smoking, the person should have all their senses tuned for any goings on nearby and should usually only stand guard in one pre-determined area. If something is amiss the person on smizzle duty should proceed to report his or her findings to anyone that cares. If nothing eventful happens, the person on smizzle duty should make a summarised report to no-one in paticualar, though this is optional.

Person 1: "Let's go out for smizzle duty"
Person 2: "Nigga whaaat?"

by Todd Burnquist August 15, 2004