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Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
by sadddpanda October 24, 2011
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Mid-life Douche

A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.
Man, ever since Sean hit 35 he's started to become a Mid-life douche!
by doucheh8er June 11, 2011
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Douche Alert

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.
Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!
by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006
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douche

obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment
by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008
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douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.
Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?
by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007
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douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.
by SPS November 19, 2004
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Douche Bag

Is a person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
What a stupid Douche Bag, he has no clue what he is talking about
by Pabstman June 18, 2005
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