Douchebag

William Morten Tong (Chinese: 湯偉麟; pinyin: Tāng Wěilín, born May 2, 1973) is an American lawyer and progressive politician who is the 25th and current Attorney General of Connecticut. Born in Hartford, Connecticut, Tong attended Brown University and the University of Chicago Law School. He began his career as an attorney with the law firms Simpson Thacher & Bartlett and Finn Dixon & Herling. In 2006, Tong entered politics upon winning election to the Connecticut House of Representatives to represent the 147th district, which includes most of North Stamford. He served six terms in the House from 2007 to 2019. During this period, Tong chaired the banking committee from 2011 to 2015 and the judiciary committee from 2015 to 2019.

In 2018, Tong was elected attorney general of Connecticut. He took office on January 9, 2019, as the first Asian Pacific-American attorney general and constitutional officer elected statewide in Connecticut's history.
AG Tong is a complete and utter douchebag.
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Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
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dipdidee douchebag

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri
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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
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douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape
Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?
by Ms.Griffin May 27, 2019
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DOUCHEBAG

Elijah is douchebag”
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 09, 2025
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