Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
Get the Zellinger's Douchebag mug.by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
Get the Douchebag mug.Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.Basic white boy, pledged to a frat, was not accepted. Could also be a techbro. Often seen in the wild with extra deep V neck shirts, or no shirts, exposing overly tanned, waxed chest. May also be seen often on bad reality tv shows. Used carsalesman. Has way too much hair product. Smells like axe body spray.
by ProfessorHotsauce July 13, 2025
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