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Dude 1: "Meitsi venttaa täs dösää."
Dude 2: "Monelt se dösä tulee?"
by Niko P May 3, 2005
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Bugafado Disease

A rare disorder where a person is so overwhelmed and blinded by their significant other that their indiviudality is diminished. The infected no longer recognize their friends and become so controlled they give up those they love. Early symptoms resemble immense bug loving and wearing edge hats. It is yet to be discovered if this disease is curable. Friends have been trying for a very long time. If you know somone suffering from these early symptons, they may still be savable if you get them help early, please contact a doctor. This disease not only hurts the infected, but causes plenty of hurt and sadness to those around them.
My friend came down with the Bugafado Disease and i no longer see him anymore, it makes me sad.
by Camp Johnsonburg July 25, 2008
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Emo Disease

A disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to "slit their wrist's" and "hide in the stairwell." This is called "Emo Disease" although it has nothing to do with the music. These people who are plauged by the "Emo Disease" are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.
Emo person - I hate the world and I wanna cut myself...I've been stricken with a serious case of Emo Disease.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.
by Elitemaple July 21, 2008
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Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa
by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005
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Asian Booty Disease

Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.

There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?

Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
by GUDDAGUDDA April 6, 2010
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Sapatchkins Disease

When someone sits out in the sun for a long period of time and their skin flakes off and the layer below starts to change colors. Also denoted by the shriveling and curling of hair.
Melanie you should stop going to the tanner you're starting to look like you have Sapatchkins Disease.
by Tha Helpdesk February 20, 2009
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Ben Abbots Disease

Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.

Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.

When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,

side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
by Joe Drinkwaters April 22, 2008
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