Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.

Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.

by mainah December 20, 2012

Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022

The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 12, 2010

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

garage doors

english midwest slang for gracious, or thankyou in spanish

Person 1 to bartender: Get BT over there a drink.
BT to person 1: Garage Doors man

by Duwhite November 30, 2018