What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
Get the And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or moremug. A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
Get the Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)mug. Having a expensive pussy
by Oikawa's cumslut November 16, 2020
Get the MILLION ๐๐ตโฐDOLLAR๐ผ๐๐ง๐พ โ๏ธPรล รTรรฟรฟ๐ป๐๐mug. I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017
Get the I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generatormug. When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you
by LeO4show October 1, 2018
Get the Zero Dollar Friendmug. by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
Get the Dollars to doughnutsmug. Referencing the fact million dollar bills have been printed but are completely worthless. Used to describe when a person or character thinks something great is happening to them and/or get excited but they end up greatly disappointed in the end.
1. Prom was my million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.
2. Going to the mall only for that incident to happen was my friend's million dollar bill.
3. Anyone who gets the ring in *The Lord of The Rings* just ends up with a million dollar bill.
by sunshineydays April 12, 2025
Get the million dollar billmug.