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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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Dogshit

1:poop of a dog

2:gangsta-stuff, also spelled: doggshit

3: weed (its taken from some kind of famous movie where a dog ate all the weed of a nizzle and the he burries it up out of the dogshit and smokes it up. "This is good says his friend", who smokes it, "what is it?" Answer from nizzle: "Dogshit".
1: Look at that cockbite with his lassie, he is really looking at his dog making a fair amount of dogshit. I bet he digs on animalsex.
2: pimpin and gangshootin and other dogshit happened there every day.
3:Dude, that dogshit is the bomb!
by kukel June 11, 2003
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dogstwat

some idiot who cant be arsed moving over from the fastlane
by mark July 19, 2003
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dogstar

Bar in Brixton - London, always open, lots of punani
I'm prangin lets go to the dogstar - Bo!
by Gandolf the white November 16, 2006
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dog’s gotta eat

When you are in need of sex and you want it badly. You are willing to lower the bar as well in order to gain sex as it has been a long period of time, theoretically you are starving for sex.
A: ‚Hey Kevin, what are you up to tonight?‘. ‚I‘m going over to the girl I met earlier. You know, dog’s gotta eat ‘.
by Fackelspan March 7, 2018
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Dogsna

1. Hey, come over and see my new Dogsna.

2. My Dogsna ran away.

3. Ouch, That Dogsna took a bite out of me!
by Sushi January 13, 2005
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dogslog

From the early begining of times, a dogslog was not only a dogsledder, no my friend, but a fortune, of love, life and passion. If you have the ability to dogslog, then you are a genius, but not many have that scarlet enhanced ability
Hey Mike, are u a dogslog?
No, but i fuckin wish i was dont i pal?
by Hugh George June 20, 2007
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