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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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The Amazing Digital Circus

An animated "comedy" show created by gooseworx
guy 1: Yo bro you wanna watch the amazing digital circus?
guy2: No nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
by FireDemon0313 April 8, 2025
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Digitable

Adv. - able to be made digital; able to be separated into fingers and/or toes.
I hope this picture of my dog is digitable, I need to email it.
by Ever Resigilent November 6, 2021
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digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass
*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*
by fckncomcast May 10, 2011
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Digital Nomad

A person who constantly travels (nomad) and constantly uses computers (digital). The latter usually (but not necessarily) to generate income.
But there are these categories, broadly speaking. People who ...
1. ... have a remote job that they can do from anywhere who like to travel a lot.
2. ... have (usually new) money and confuse spending that on some sort of digitally administrable business that isn't sustainable with 'entrepreneurship'. While traveling.
3. ... scam other people by selling guides for how to become one of the above. While traveling.
4. ... record themselves buying, wearing, doing stuff that makes other, equally simple-minded people jealous. While traveling.
If they amass enough of aforementioned simpletons looking at their media, they may manage to generate an income from this.
Often people are in multiple groups.
Twenty years ago you would almost only meet digital nomads from group 1.

Nowadays they seem to be the minority.
Especially people who are rich often call themselves "digital nomads" because the following, better suited terms, sound way less cool:
affluent alien
made migrant
wealthy vagabond
Granny died and left me her fortune. Finally I can become a digital nomad!
by moellernegger August 10, 2024
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Karen Walker Digits

Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
by Afghan Will April 23, 2018
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Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.
"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11
by Red nine August 17, 2013
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