dick tickler

-slang for mustache

That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.

by scream_clarity September 10, 2011

dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load

goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.

by Peven glugh November 20, 2011

pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.

Quit being such a pillow dick.

by UrAdCk July 21, 2015

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

dick grayson

the hottest person alive

"hey. have you seen dick grayson"
"yeah. he's hot"

by g6rlogan February 5, 2022

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011